Final game of the season.
Off to Beaconhills with the weather not the best. As usual it was all to play for, the mandatory monthly goodies along with the season’s awards to be handed out. NAGA of the year, Player of the year and no less the goldfish cup.
A long awaited return from injury would see Bob’s name on the team sheet, but the fear of the NAGA of the year trophy for the 2nd time in 3 years proved too much of a cross to bear and so Bob withdrew from the day’s proceedings.
Just as we were about to tee-off the rains came and gave the troops a wee bit of a drenching to be getting on with. Spoon and the Macster were to box clever and book a cart for the day (lazy bast….s). Like a pair out the wacky races the duo managed to bog the cart, so, with the Spoon at the wheel the Macster would push from the back to engage some traction………error, mud sprayed head to toe, classic. Unfortunately no pics.
It was only months ago that Tich was reaping the rewards of winning the jacket in a singles event but the infamy seems to have taken a turn for the worse as, last month, he bombed out at headquarters via the goon bag. He would then follow that performance off the field with an equally poor one on it this month to pick up the NAGA for the day.
Tich – 21 points
The biggest news of the day was to break that Billy Mac would be donning the jacket in a singles event. However, rumours of a conspiracy theory were circling and the Macster thought that maybe there was a set up going on (as if). But no, as true as all the club resignations flooded in, the Macster had scooped the goodies for the day. The season of smashing balls into houses, broken eyes and big glasses finally paid off, Billy Mac would have his day in the sun.
Billy Mac – 39 points
Nearest the pins went to Joe, Barra and Clayton
The handicapper would have his final slashing of the season and scythed the Macster down from the lofty 40 to just 2 shots for every hole to 36 (it’s going to be tough next year) and cut himself from 14 to 12 for shooting above his handicap, 38 points.
NAGA of the Year, this would a tightly contested trophy this year, oh hang no it wasn’t, Bob already had his name on the trophy before the day unfolded.
Player of the Year, calculated on the same points system, went to Deeks on a count back……boring.
Thanks to all who participated this season and a massive thanks to the ladies, enjoy your day out.
